In the height of the search engine war on the web, the SEO Heroes are sent by Professor F, aka Rand Fishkin, to carry out a mission that seemed nearly impossible. To seek out the missing Matt Cutts, whose presence had not been documented for years, but was rumored by MOZ to have pilgrimed up to the Earth’s highest peak in the far reaching Himalayan mountains.
The SEO Heroes had no idea what state of mind Cutts would be in, nor did they know if he’d be willing to help out once they found him. But they believed he was the only person who could guide them on their path to reconnect the world.
The evil mastermind villain ApocaLinks had finally managed to break all the links in the world, disconnecting everyone. A 404 bridge every SEO Hero feared they’d never have to cross. But now, the SEO Heroes Evergreen, Quickloader, Nightproxer, Sitemaps, and SERP had to conduct a top level search investigation to find Matt Cutts ASAP and save the web.
Thankfully, finding Matt Cutts’ exact location wasn’t difficult, not with Nightproxer nearby. It took around half a second for Nightproxer to local search the ex-head of spam at Google - revealing the most distant place on earth. Grabbing Evergreen as a partner, Nightproxer and Evergreen embarked on an arduous journey past the Atlantic Ocean and north of the Indian Ocean all the way to The Himalayas.
There they discovered a secret temple outpost located on the top of an isolated mountain. As they drew nearer, the soft and strange sound of humming emitted from the walls. Arriving with little more than the clothes on their backs, a travel sack and the Beginner’s Guide to SEO, Nightproxer and Evergreen finally reached Matt Cutt’s anticipated destination. After their long journey, the two SEO Heroes entered the mysterious temple.
There, hovering just above the ground was Matt Cutts sitting cross legged in a deep meditation. His holy temple covered in purring cats of all shapes and sizes. Nightproxer and Evergreen wasted no time in asking for Cutts’ help - telling him all about the broken links and how disconnected the world had become. Matt Cutts responded with the utmost calm, inspired by years of focused meditation. Floating just above the ground he hummed, “Sssss, eeee, ooooo.” A pure meditation only a true SEO expert could understand. His advice was simple and honest, but no less difficult to decipher, “You must search the organic result within yourself. Optimize your chakra... All you have to do is search around.”
The SEO Hero stood in awe, “All we have to do is search around?”.
What did Matt Cutts’ mysterious advice have to do with anything? What could possibly be searchable here in the Himalayas, isolated from everyone and everything?
Would Nightproxer and Evergreen be able to decipher this SEO guru’s strange advice in time to fulfill their mission and reconnect the world? Time was ticking, and the web was becoming more disconnected by the minute. Would they succeed or would the world tumble into eternal 404?
Watch ApocaLinks Now to discover whether or not the SEO Heroes succeed on their mission to save the web.